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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
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-- Abraham Lincoln I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
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"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Computers and Internet "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Computers and Internet
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
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-- Aldous Huxley We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Computers and Internet
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Computers and Internet Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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-- Adlai Stevenson Computers and Internet
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer To teach is to learn twice.
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-- Brendan Hills "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Computers and Internet Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
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-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Computers and Internet
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
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-- Cher There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Computers and Internet
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
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-- Rodney Dangerfield "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Computers and Internet
"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Computers and Internet I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Computers and Internet
A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Computers and Internet "There cannot be a God because, if there were one, I would not believe that I was not He." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
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-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
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