St.John's School, Lemsford - Junior Mixed Infant. Small church school in Lemsford near Welwyn Garden City. Lots of photos and individual pupils' web pages.
Osborn's School of Motoring - Driving instruction, including Pass Plus, advanced and refresher driving lessons. Pricing, vehicle details and customer comments.
"Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Education Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Education
"Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Education "Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Education
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Education My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. Man and wife make one fool. Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Education
"Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Education
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Education
Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Education Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Education
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Education
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Education If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Education
The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Education Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Education
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Education "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Education
Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Education I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Education
