If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Travel and Tourism
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Travel and Tourism
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Travel and Tourism The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Travel and Tourism
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Travel and Tourism There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Travel and Tourism
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k Travel and Tourism
You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Travel and Tourism Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Travel and Tourism
Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Travel and Tourism A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin Travel and Tourism
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell Travel and Tourism Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) Travel and Tourism
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Travel and Tourism
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
-- Abraham Lincoln Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to Travel and Tourism "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Travel and Tourism
