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-- Anon. If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
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-- Prince "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Assassins!
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-- Aristotle When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
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-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
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-- David Mamet Computers and Internet
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Live out of your imagination, not your history.
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- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Computers and Internet
"There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience." (Archibald McLeish) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Computers and Internet "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
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-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Computers and Internet
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
-- Robert Frost "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Computers and Internet "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
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- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Computers and Internet Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
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-- Guy Kawasaki Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau Computers and Internet
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Computers and Internet Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Computers and Internet
I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Computers and Internet
"Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Computers and Internet The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Computers and Internet
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Computers and Internet The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Computers and Internet
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Computers and Internet Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Computers and Internet If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
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