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Victoria House Care Home - Describes the establishment and its facilities with information about care, cuisine, social events and fees.
Hampshire and Isle of Wight Strategic Health Authority - Supports and oversees local Primary Care Trusts. News, meetings, consultations and reports.
Peter Berryman MSSCh, MBChA. Chiropodist. - A Chiropodist offering chiropody services throughout the Isle of Wight in your own home. Includes information about feet and how to care for them, the services offered, the prices for the services and contact details.
Shirley A. Barnes-Kilpatrick Psychotherapy and Counselling - A qualified psychotherapist and counsellor with private practices in both Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight. Includes details of the treatments offered and their costs, qualifications held, information about the practice's confidentiality policy and how to contact the practice.
Island Cosmetic Clinic - Information about the clinic and the treatments available, pricing and client testimonials.
Beresford's Barbershop - Describes the barbershop and its facilities with information about opening hours and prices.
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. -- H. L. Mencken Remember your dreams. -- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey With the catching end the pleasures of the chase. -- Abraham Lincoln "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a Health When nations grow old, the arts grow cold and commerce settles on every tree. -- William Blake The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln Health "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate chastisement. -- Ernest Dimnet We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Health food makes me sick. -- Calvin Trillin "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget. -- Adela Rogers St. John The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!", but "That's funny..." -- Isaac Asimov If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Health I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all. -- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule. -- Samuel Butler Health "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Health Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. -- Friedrich Nietzsche The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -- George Bernard Shaw Health "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell Health There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. -- Anne Bradstreet An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human Health blah "It is a grand mistake to think of being great without goodness and I pronounce it as certain that there was never a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous." (Benjamin Fran It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious. -- Oscar Wilde Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Health Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz The multitude is always in the wrong. -- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J. Paul Getty Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Health Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. -- Helen Keller Health Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture. -- Aldous Huxley "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Opportunities multiply as they are seized. -- Sun Tzu Health Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order. -- Brian Pickrell It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did. -- Henry James The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Health Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Health "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force. -- Dorothy Parker Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Health Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble. -- Elbert Hubbard Health Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Health When you're away, I'm restless, lonely Wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you are here. -- Samuel Hoffenstein "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Health Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education. -- George Bernard Shaw If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry "Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Health A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Sir Winston Churchill Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. -- George Santayana Health
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