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-- Dawn French It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed.
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-- Thoreau I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
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-- Thomas Szasz There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Computers and Internet
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
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-- Mae West Computers and Internet
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
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-- Adlai Stevenson Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
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-- Oscar Wilde Computers and Internet
