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Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) Business and Economy Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Business and Economy
I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Business and Economy I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Business and Economy My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Business and Economy
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Business and Economy Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Business and Economy
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Business and Economy English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
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bre Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Business and Economy
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
-- J.R.R. Tolkein Business and Economy Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Business and Economy
"In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Business and Economy You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Business and Economy
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Business and Economy "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Business and Economy
We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business and Economy Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Man and wife make one fool. Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Business and Economy
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Business and Economy Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Marriage is a rest period between romances. blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Business and Economy
