We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Accommodation
I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin Accommodation
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Accommodation "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Accommodation
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Accommodation Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Accommodation
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Accommodation Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Accommodation
I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Accommodation Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things!
-- Tom Lehrer Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Accommodation
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Accommodation "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Accommodation
"I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Accommodation The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
-- Steven Wright The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Accommodation
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Accommodation
Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Accommodation
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Accommodation Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Accommodation
