Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Clubs and Venues "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
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Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil Clubs and Venues Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Clubs and Venues
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Clubs and Venues Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
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-- Katharine Hepburn "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Clubs and Venues
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Clubs and Venues Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
-- Samuel Butler There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
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The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
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-- Fred Astaire Clubs and Venues He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Clubs and Venues
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Clubs and Venues Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick Clubs and Venues
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Clubs and Venues Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
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-- Socrates Clubs and Venues
"Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
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-- Mark Russell Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) Clubs and Venues The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Clubs and Venues
Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
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-- Mark Twain The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
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-- Thomas Jefferson Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Clubs and Venues All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. To keep your marriage brimming
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Clubs and Venues
Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow Clubs and Venues Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
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