Ceroc Kent - Jive dancing at venues in Kent and south east London. Provides information about parties and workshops, including fees and contacts.
Invicta Morris - Women's Cotswold Morris side. Includes introduction and calendar of performances.
Kits Coty Morris - Cotswold Morris dancers. Includes programme of events.
Dance Expressions - Latin and ballroom dance school based in Otford, Sevenoaks and Orpington. Includes student profiles and class times.
"God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Dance "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Dance
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Dance "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Dance
The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Dance Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Dance
"Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Dance To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Dance
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dance I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Dance
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Dance I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Dance
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. >From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur Dance Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Dance
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Dance "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Dance
We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Dance Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Dance
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall Dance "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Dance
"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen Dance Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Dance
