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Ashford Borough Council - Provides details on council services and tourism as well as investment.
The Saxonshore Parishes in the County of Kent - Electoral ward in Ashford Borough, comprising the rural parishes of Aldington, Bilsington, Bonnington, Brabourne, Brook, Hastingleigh, Ruckinge and Smeeth. Includes parish and council information, local news, directory, photo gallery, publications, events and community pages.
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. -- Lauren Bacall "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. -- Oliver Herford If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability. -- Henry Ford "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Government Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent. -- Anatole France Government "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein Government "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E. W. Howe I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?" -- Jay Leno Government In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. -- Orison Swett Marden "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd's attention. -- Anonymous The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -- Winston Churchill Government Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.... -- Robert Boynton Government If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. -- Voltaire When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. -- Marcel Achard When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" -- Will Rogers When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H Government "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Government "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) My good intentions are completely lethal. -- Margaret Atwood The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Government Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Government Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. -- Martin Mull "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final. -- Roger Babson blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana Government Success is just a matter of attitude. -- Darcy E. Gibbons "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein Government There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomachs. -- Barbara Howar I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Government "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) It's no credit to anyone to work to hard. -- Ed Howe The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist. -- Aaron Machado My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently. -- St. Augustine Government In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coachin Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. -- George Santayana Government "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church. -- G. K. Chesterton He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Government Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. -- G. K. Chesterton Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Government "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) Government Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. -- Albert Einstein Government Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches. - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. -- D.H. Lawrence "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Government The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much. -- Anonymous If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. -- Kingsley Amis He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West Government
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