Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Transport A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Transport
"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Transport For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Transport
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Transport Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Transport
I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie Transport "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Transport
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Transport It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Transport I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Transport
"We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Transport People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins Transport
In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Transport This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Transport
To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Transport "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
-- Anonymous When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Transport
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Transport "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Transport
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Transport
