Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Travel and Tourism Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Travel and Tourism
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Travel and Tourism
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Travel and Tourism Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism
Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Travel and Tourism The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Travel and Tourism
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Travel and Tourism No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Travel and Tourism
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. What's new? Most of my wife. Travel and Tourism I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Travel and Tourism
Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Travel and Tourism
Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay Travel and Tourism "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Travel and Tourism
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Travel and Tourism If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Travel and Tourism
People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Travel and Tourism One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Travel and Tourism
Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Travel and Tourism The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism
