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The Old Coach House - 17th century coaching inn. Location, prices, photos and online booking.
Duke of Cumberland - Public house. Includes history and contacts.
Arter Brothers Ltd - Independent agricultural machinery dealership. Includes product guide and contacts.
Jali Ltd - Decorative woodwork for the home. Edge trims, pelmets, shelving, brackets and trellis, made to measure radiator cabinets. Includes online store and design workshop.
Barham Bowls Club - Information for anyone interested in playing bowls at Barham. Includes photos, fixtures, and contacts.
Barham Cricket Club - Includes club information and history, fixtures, match results and player profiles.
Broome Park Golf Club - The course was designed by Donald Steel and is built in the parkland surrounding the Mansion house. Includes competition dates, membership information and location.
Barham Kent - Village information including parish map, features of interest, history, buildings, famous residents, and photos of Golden Jubilee celebrations.
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If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Barham Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. -- Proverbs 23:7 The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. -- Benjamin Tillett Barham the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation. -- Peter He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." -- Anonymous Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Barham "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. -- Socrates Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- George Clemenceau The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. -- Helen Hayes Barham "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Barham And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be. -- Grandma Moses You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Barham Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. -- George bernard Shaw The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. -- Aldous Huxley All television is children's television. -- Richard P. Adler Barham "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes. -- Elbert Hubbard Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Allen Barham "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." 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You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full of grac Barham I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness. -- Elsa Schiapirelli Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf Barham "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Assassins! -- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Barham Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. -- Helen Keller Barham
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