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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Borden You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Borden
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) Borden Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Borden
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw Borden "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf Borden
"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Borden The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Borden
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Borden "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi Borden
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Borden Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a "Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Borden
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White Borden A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Borden
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Borden There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Borden
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Borden The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Borden
"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Borden Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Borden
I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Borden The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine Borden
