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blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig Boughton "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Boughton
"Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Boughton Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Boughton
"Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying "Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Boughton "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Boughton
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Boughton Marriage is a rest period between romances. "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Boughton
If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Boughton I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Boughton
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Boughton "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Boughton
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) He didn't say that. He was reading what was given to him in a speech.
-- Richard Darman, director of OMB, explaining why President Bush wasn't following up on his
campaign pledge that there would be He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Boughton Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Boughton
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." (Mae West) If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Boughton "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer Boughton
As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Boughton Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Boughton
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Boughton "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Boughton
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Boughton If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Boughton
