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Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Brenzett I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Brenzett
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
children.
-- Libby Gelman-Waxner The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
-- Margo Kaufman Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. Brenzett Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Brenzett
"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Brenzett It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Brenzett
"If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by
trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by l You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Brenzett "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Brenzett
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill "The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Brenzett "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Brenzett
"I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Brenzett Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Brenzett
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Brenzett All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch Brenzett
This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that
cannot be taken from you.
-- Oscar Wilde Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Brenzett "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley Brenzett Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Tear open packet, unfold and use.
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Brenzett The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Brenzett
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Brenzett The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
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