Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Travel and Tourism We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly Travel and Tourism Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Travel and Tourism
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Travel and Tourism Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Travel and Tourism
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Travel and Tourism "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 Travel and Tourism
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl "In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat." (Robert Byrne) Travel and Tourism "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Travel and Tourism
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Travel and Tourism "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( Travel and Tourism
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic Travel and Tourism Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Travel and Tourism There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne Travel and Tourism
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping.
-- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Travel and Tourism The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Travel and Tourism
"... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Travel and Tourism However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
