Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th Classifieds "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Classifieds
Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same
thing nowadays.
-- Oscar Wilde "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous Classifieds "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Classifieds
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Classifieds The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Classifieds
Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Classifieds "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Classifieds
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Classifieds The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Classifieds
A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Classifieds It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
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Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi Classifieds Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Classifieds
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Classifieds "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Classifieds
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Classifieds You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you
will Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Classifieds
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Classifieds "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Classifieds
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Man and wife make one fool. "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Classifieds It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Classifieds
