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-- Margaret Mead It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
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-- Yiddish Proverb Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
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Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as
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-- Sigmund Freud However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
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-- Anon. Computers and Internet The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
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-- Alexander Pope Computers and Internet
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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-- Albert Einstein "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Computers and Internet
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea My wife says if I go fishing one more time she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her. "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
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Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron He who awaits much can expect little.
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-- Socrates Computers and Internet If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
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-- Socrates I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
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For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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