A Kentish Wedding - Guide to having a wedding in Kent covering venues, receptions, churches and other resources.
A Kentish Wedding - Databased website of all wedding venues in the Garden of England, Kent. The official source of venue information - updated regularly by Kent Registration Service.
Wedding Guide for Kent - Includes a list of shops and services related to getting married, sorted by town.
Party to Plan - Directory for the West Kent area covering venues, entertainment, decorations, catering and apparel.
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