Blain Pritchard - Chartered Certified Accountants with offices in Maidstone and Sheerness offering compliance and advisory services to small businesses. Includes services, free advice request form, career opportunities and location.
Kent Reliance Building Society - Information about mortgages, savings and investments, plus company profile, branch locator and contacts.
Martin Andrews Associates Ltd. - An independent financial adviser in the areas of protection, investments, pensions, life insurance, divorce settlements and tax planning.
The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Financial Services "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the
purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
-- Anatole France Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Financial Services
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Financial Services Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Work expands to fill the time available.
-- PARKINSON'S LAW Financial Services
We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Financial Services "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Financial Services
"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Financial Services This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Establishing yourself, furnishing a house, building up a comfortable existence, and having that menace hanging over your head all the time - no, I prefer to live in hotels, cafés, just passing through Financial Services
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison Hey, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!
-- Dr. Strangelove Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand Financial Services Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Financial Services
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Financial Services The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Financial Services
We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Financial Services Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Financial Services
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Financial Services I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is
that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
-- Anonymous Financial Services
Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Financial Services When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Financial Services
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Financial Services Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Every major horror of history was committed in the name of an altruistic motive.
-- Ayn Rand "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Financial Services
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Financial Services "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point Financial Services
