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"No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Health I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Health
It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. Health The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm Health
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
-- Mother Teresa Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Health "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Health
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Health There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Health
"Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Health "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Health
"Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Health "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Health
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Health Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Health
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Health And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Health
Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Health When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Health
Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Health "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Health
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Health "Where there's a marriage without love there will be love without marriage." (Benjamin Franklin) Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.
-- Anonymous You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Health
