There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Challock "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln Challock
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Challock When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Challock
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Challock "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Challock
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Friends are those people who know the words to the song in your heart and sing them back to you when you have forgotten the words." (Anonymous) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Challock Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Challock
Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Challock Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. Challock
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Challock The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Challock
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Challock It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Challock
You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-- Buke Ellington To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Challock No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
- William Jennings Bryan "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu Challock
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Challock Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Challock
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Challock "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Challock
When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Challock All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Challock
