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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain "If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." (Albert Einstein) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Chatham There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Chatham
There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Chatham "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason Chatham
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? He who kisses the joy is it flies lives in eternity's sunrise
-- William Blake Chatham He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Chatham
"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Chatham Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Chatham
"Dreams are the touchstones of our personality." (Henry David Thoreau) The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Chatham "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) Chatham
"The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Chatham It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Chatham
In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Chatham The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Chatham
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) Chatham The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Chatham
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Chatham I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Chatham
"I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Chatham As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Chatham
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Chatham The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Chatham
