Bishop Gundulfs Morris - Ladies' and junior Morris sides in Northwest Morris tradition. Includes calendar and photos.
Kentish Players - Theatre company specializing in musical theatre producing two major productions a year. Includes history, photos, reviews, production, and contact information.
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Arts and Entertainment "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Arts and Entertainment
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar Arts and Entertainment When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Arts and Entertainment
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Arts and Entertainment It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Arts and Entertainment
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) blah "You shall find out how salt is the taste of another man's bread, and how hard is the way up and down another man's stairs." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Arts and Entertainment Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Arts and Entertainment
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Arts and Entertainment Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Arts and Entertainment
"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Arts and Entertainment Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses Arts and Entertainment
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Arts and Entertainment Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Arts and Entertainment
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Arts and Entertainment blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton Arts and Entertainment
A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana "Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Arts and Entertainment Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Arts and Entertainment
Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Arts and Entertainment
Love is only the game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Arts and Entertainment A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous "Eschew the ordinary, disdain the commonplace. If you have a single-minded need for something, let it be the unusual, the esoteric, the bizarre, the unexpected..." (Chuck Jones) Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Arts and Entertainment
