Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes Travel and Tourism Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) "Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Travel and Tourism
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth.
These days they more often leave that way.
-- David Deckert We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Travel and Tourism If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Travel and Tourism
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) Travel and Tourism Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Travel and Tourism
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Travel and Tourism
I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Travel and Tourism Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Travel and Tourism
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) Travel and Tourism It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
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Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
-- Anonymous When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Travel and Tourism "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Travel and Tourism
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Travel and Tourism The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Travel and Tourism
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Travel and Tourism I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Travel and Tourism
I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "I offer images; I conjure memories of freedom that can still be reached ... But, we can only open the doors. We can't drag people through. I can't free them unless they want to be free--more than any Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Travel and Tourism By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates There is a courtesy of the heart; it is allied to love. From it springs the purest courtesy in the
outward behavior.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Travel and Tourism
