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Cranbrook - Portal covering entertainment, accommodation, eating, local shops and companies.
Cranbrook Rugby Club - Includes news, fixtures, results and reports, discussion forum and photo gallery.
Cranbrook Lynxes Cricket Club - The cricket club for former pupils of Cranbrook School. Includes fixtures, averages and match reports.
The Weald Sports Centre - Offers 25-metre swimming pool, fitness suite, aerobics studio, sports hall and registered holiday playscheme. Includes classes, opening hours, facilities, prices and opening hours.
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Trevelyan There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't. -- Seen on a bumper sticker May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?" Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Cranbrook Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -- Albert Einstein Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. -- Oscar Wilde In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Cranbrook "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them. -- Ralph N. Gerard "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Cranbrook A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. -- James Reston "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Cranbrook A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, dying words "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys? -- Douglas Coupland Cranbrook Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult. -- Charlotte Whitton It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. - Albert Einstein Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous Cranbrook "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. -- Aaron Levenstein "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction. - General Douglas MacArthur Cranbrook Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. -- Irwin Corey The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. -- Rita Mae Brown Cranbrook Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. -- Roger Babson It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." -- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation. -- Francis Bacon "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." Cranbrook War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel. -- Niccolo Machiavelli During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. -- Soren Kierkegaard Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito Cranbrook Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management. -- Senator Soaper The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Cranbrook "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things. -- Jilly Cooper A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Cranbrook The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century. -- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. -- Vladimir Nabokov The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Cranbrook There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me! -- Henry Ford Cranbrook Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced. -- James Baldwin Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. -- Soren Kierkegaard He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Cranbrook A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried. -- G. K. Chesterton Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Cranbrook "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. Cranbrook "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) That government is best which governs least. -- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Cranbrook If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. -- Chekhov Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why. -- Mignon McLaughlin He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H. H. Munro (Saki) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton Cranbrook Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire. -- Gen. George "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely. -- T. S. 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