Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Travel and Tourism
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated.
-- M. C. Reed I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Travel and Tourism
Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels "In order to keep anything cultural, logical, or ideological, you have to reinvent the reality of it." (Ani Difranco) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Travel and Tourism
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind.
-- John Allston Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Travel and Tourism "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Travel and Tourism
The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Travel and Tourism Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Women: If they're not turning down your proposals for marriage, they're accusing you of
suspicious behavior in the women's lingerie changing room.
-- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Televi Travel and Tourism
May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first
comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Travel and Tourism "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Travel and Tourism
When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Travel and Tourism In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Travel and Tourism
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Travel and Tourism "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford Travel and Tourism
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Travel and Tourism Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Travel and Tourism
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Travel and Tourism All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) Travel and Tourism
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) Travel and Tourism Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca Travel and Tourism
