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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Transport Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley Transport
Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Transport Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Transport
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Transport The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Transport
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Golf is a good walk spoiled.
-- Mark Twain Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Transport Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely
unnatural condition.
-- Robert Briffault Transport
"Those who feel certainty are stupid and those with any imagination or understanding are filled with doubt and indecision." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Transport Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Transport
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Transport Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Transport
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Transport
Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Transport Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Transport
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Transport "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland Transport
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) Transport "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
"God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Transport
