"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
-- Satya Sai Baba Travel and Tourism "College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Travel and Tourism
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Travel and Tourism What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Travel and Tourism You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. "Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) Travel and Tourism Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Health food makes me sick.
-- Calvin Trillin Travel and Tourism
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
afternoon.
-- Susan Ertz The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Travel and Tourism
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Travel and Tourism Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Travel and Tourism
Marriage still confers one very special privilege - only a married person can get divorced. Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Travel and Tourism "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) Travel and Tourism
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Travel and Tourism Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway Travel and Tourism
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Travel and Tourism Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
"When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Travel and Tourism He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th Travel and Tourism
