"I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) Recreation and Sports The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Recreation and Sports
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
-- Richard Rosen "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Recreation and Sports Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Recreation and Sports
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Recreation and Sports The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Recreation and Sports
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "Every Man and every Woman is a Star." (Aleister Crowley) Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Recreation and Sports Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Recreation and Sports
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Recreation and Sports your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Recreation and Sports
"College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Recreation and Sports Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi Recreation and Sports
If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Recreation and Sports "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Recreation and Sports
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Recreation and Sports The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) Recreation and Sports
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside
desperate to get out.
-- Michel de Montaigne "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Recreation and Sports
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Recreation and Sports To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Recreation and Sports
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Recreation and Sports "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Recreation and Sports
