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"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Health There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin Health
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Health There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only
way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste
time Health
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Health "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Health
"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
-- Ellen Hubbard Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Health "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Health
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Health Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) Health
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Health My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Health
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) Health I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Health
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) There is more to life than increasing its speed.
-- Gandhi Health I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Health
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Health Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. Health
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi "Politics is my hobby. Smut is my vocation." (Larry Flynt) Health Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous "How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Health
"Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Health I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Health
