Crabble Corn Mill, Dover - History and tour of this working mill built in 1812. Visitor information, events. Also a history of papermills on the River Dour.
Airport Cars - Transfers between Dover and all major airports and ports. Provides details of service and contacts.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
-- Voltaire "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Travel and Tourism "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Travel and Tourism
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Travel and Tourism "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
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- Buckminster Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Travel and Tourism Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Travel and Tourism
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Man is a strange animal. He generally cannot read the handwriting on the wall until his back is up against it." (Adlai Stevenson) Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Travel and Tourism What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Travel and Tourism
"A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Travel and Tourism Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
"All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Travel and Tourism If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Travel and Tourism
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett Travel and Tourism Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Travel and Tourism
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Travel and Tourism "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Travel and Tourism
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Travel and Tourism I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty Travel and Tourism
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May you never leave your marriage alive. Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Travel and Tourism If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Travel and Tourism
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Travel and Tourism Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Travel and Tourism
