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'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
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-- Thomas Jefferson Business and Economy
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-- Rita Rudner Business and Economy
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
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-- George Bernard Shaw Business and Economy
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
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-- Will Rogers Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
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Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
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-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Business and Economy
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
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