Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
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-- Anonymous That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By
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-- Friedrich Nietzsch Travel and Tourism
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
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-- Jacob Braude They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
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-- S. T. Coleridge Travel and Tourism You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
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It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
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-- Gore Vidal Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
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-- Benjamin Tillett Travel and Tourism Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
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None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
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-- Joan Crawford Travel and Tourism "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Travel and Tourism
"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
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genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
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-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
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-- Fred Allen We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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-- H. L. Mencken "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
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be Travel and Tourism In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Travel and Tourism
No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
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-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
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- Antoine de Saint Exupery Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Travel and Tourism
"The act of policing is, in order to punish less often, to punish more severely." (Napoleon Bonaparte) I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
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-- Baskins "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb Travel and Tourism
blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
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-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
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tha I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Travel and Tourism "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
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-- Adlai Stevenson Travel and Tourism
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Travel and Tourism
One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
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- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
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-- Abraham Lincoln Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would
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1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
2) Advising the President.
3) D Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
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