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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Eastry "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan "Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) Eastry
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Eastry Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Eastry
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Eastry Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Eastry
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Eastry "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works." (Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gekko, Wall Street, 1987) "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf Eastry
"Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Eastry "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 I could prove God statistically.
-- George Gallup Eastry
What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Eastry For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Eastry
War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Eastry Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Eastry
"Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Eastry My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner Eastry
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Eastry I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Eastry
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Eastry "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "College professors are the people who can't hack it in the real world." (William Thomas) "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Eastry
"For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Eastry "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Eastry
