Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) Education When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer.
-- Anon. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Education
"Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Education "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Education
In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Education Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Education
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Education Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Education
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Education Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Education
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Education Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Education
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde "Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Education There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Education
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Education Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Education
I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Education Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun Education
We know the truth, not only by the reason, but also by the heart.
-- Blaise Pascal, Thoughts, Chap. x. 1., Translated by O. W. Wight The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein Education The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Education
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Education Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Education
