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I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
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- Ludwig Wittgenstein Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
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-- Oliver Herford When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
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-- Winston Churchill I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
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I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
-- Mark Twain Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
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-- George Carlin Recreation and Sports
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
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It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
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Love is friendship set on fire.
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-- Katharine Hepburn Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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