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Elham Church of England Primary School - Rural state primary school. Includes village and school information, staff, curriculum details, admission policy, term dates, photo gallery, newsletters and enquiry form.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Elham 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Elham
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Elham Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Elham
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Elham "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Elham
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh Elham Ambition is not a vice of little people.
-- Michel de Montaigne In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
-- Samuel Butler "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Elham
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Elham Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Elham
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman Elham The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Elham
It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Elham Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Elham
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry Elham Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Elham
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Elham No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Elham
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
-- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football.
-- John Heisman Elham "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Elham
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Elham Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Elham
