Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Recreation and Sports "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Recreation and Sports
"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
-- Albert Camus Recreation and Sports Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Recreation and Sports
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
-- Buddy Hackett "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Recreation and Sports Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Recreation and Sports Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "It seems to me that there are two kinds of trickery: the 'fronts' people assume before one another's eyes, and the 'front' a writer puts on the face of reality." (Francois Sagan) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Recreation and Sports Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone Recreation and Sports
I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Recreation and Sports Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Recreation and Sports
Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin Recreation and Sports Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
married.
-- Katharine Hepburn A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Journalism is merely history's first draft.
-- Geoffrey C. Ward Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo Recreation and Sports "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Recreation and Sports
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Recreation and Sports What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
-- Dave Barry blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Recreation and Sports
Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
-- Francois-Auguste Rodin, when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Recreation and Sports Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) Recreation and Sports
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Recreation and Sports It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
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