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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Travel and Tourism A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Travel and Tourism
>From the Far East I send you one single thought, one sole idea--written in red on every
beachhead form Australia to Tokyo--There is no substitute for victory!
-- General Douglas MacArthur "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Travel and Tourism "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Travel and Tourism
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said,
"Would you like some fries with that?"
-- Jay Leno "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Travel and Tourism "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster Travel and Tourism
Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx Travel and Tourism "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Travel and Tourism
The greatest homage to truth is to use it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Travel and Tourism Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Travel and Tourism
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
-- Anonymous This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker "I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Travel and Tourism Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Travel and Tourism Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Travel and Tourism
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin "The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Travel and Tourism
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau She felt in italics and thought in capitals.
-- Henry James Travel and Tourism Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Travel and Tourism
"I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Travel and Tourism It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Travel and Tourism
People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) Travel and Tourism "One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Travel and Tourism
