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The Crown Inn - Family run 16th Century restaurant and free house, with Caravan Club certified site. Features the ancient Kentish game of Bat and Trap. Includes location, photos, history, local information and attractions, Bat and Trap and caravan facilities.
Orchard Lodge - Family run guest house offering bed and breakfast accommodation. Includes facilities, tariff, photos, location and local attractions.
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. -- Mark Twain "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Finglesham I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals... -- G. K. Chesterton Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it. -- Virginia Woolf Finglesham Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Finglesham Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall. -- David Chambless Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. -- Anonymous I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. -- Doug MacLeod Finglesham Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau ( Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not know what to create. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre Finglesham Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought. -- Robert Browning What's another word for "Thesaurus?" -- Steven Wright What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. -- Dave Barry Finglesham Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse! -- Calvin The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. -- Shirley MacLaine Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford Finglesham The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. - George Bernard Shaw It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal Finglesham You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone. -- John Ciardi It is better to be looked over than overlooked. -- Mae West Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Finglesham Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -- Dinah Shore I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. -- Josh Billings Finglesham "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away. -- Mary Alice Messenger If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw Finglesham What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens. -- Benjamin Disraeli >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. -- Groucho Marx Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo Finglesham A man in the house is worth two in the street. -- Mae West I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar Gracian I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley Finglesham "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. -- Winston Churchill "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Finglesham A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Finglesham Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. -- Henry Ford "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Finglesham If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible. -- James McNeill Whistler "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's And gain is gain, however small. -- Robert Browning The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess. -- Rainer Maria Rilke Finglesham Silence is argument carried out by other means. -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous Finglesham Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you r "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. -- T. S. Eliot If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Finglesham It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. -- Arnold Bennett "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Finglesham Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. -- Thomas Jefferson The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total ins Finglesham It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Finglesham
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