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Oultwood: Kent - Directory of local government council web site links using clickable maps and lists.
Kent County Council - Provides residents, visitors and businesses with useful information.
Kent Thames-side - The official site for this government-backed region on London's doorstep, embracing major development opportunities.
Kent Probation Area - Includes information about the local service, contact details and vacancies.
Kent and Medway Structure Plan - Provides details of the plan, including housing provision and preservation of the countryside. Whole document available for download in Adobe Acorbat format.
The Kent Army Cadet Force - Includes information on how to join and details of cadet activities.
Kent County Constabulary - Features news, contact information, CCTV stills, reports and statistics, and recruitment.
Kent Wing ATC - Information, news and forthcoming events plus links to the 38 squadrons in Kent
Kent Magistrates Courts Service - Includes information and advice about the county's magistrates court system.
Kent & Medway Safety Camera Partnership - Working together to reduce death and serious injuries on Kent and Medway's roads by deterring drivers from speeding. Includes camera locations, FAQ, facts and statistics, survey, press releases, and information video.
Vision for Kent - Long term community strategy for improving the economic, environmental and social wellbeing of the county. Features the nine themes of the strategy, monitoring and progress reporting, and programme partners.
I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior. -- Confucius It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. -- Lucius Anneaus Seneca Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery "I'm the artist formally known as Beck. I have a genius wig. When I put that wig on, then the true genius emerges. I don't have enough hair to be a genius. I think you have to have hair going everywhe Government Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. -- Arthur C. Clarke The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. -- General Omar Bradley "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Government Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. -- Ambrose Bierce blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and Government Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Is there life before death? -- Belfast Graffito "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Government For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. -- Clifton Fadiman "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics. -- Maria Edgeworth Government I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. -- Oscar Wilde "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Government "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Government "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb "Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself." (Gerald Brenan) Government Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincoln I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. -- Doug MacLeod Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. -- Londo Molari Government Honor lies in honest toil. -- Grover Cleveland Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Government Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted. -- Anonymous The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half. Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Rogers He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -- Hector Louis Berlioz Government The greatest homage to truth is to use it. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire. -- Jean de La Fontaine Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. -- French Proverb Government A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times. -- Anon. People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get what they want. -- David Mamet There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson Government Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and grie Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. -- Buck Henry Government Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists. -- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore: ? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties. ? Work In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law Government When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples' decisions for them? -- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Government "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Government Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Government "It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Government If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. -- Lynda Barry That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx Government Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde "No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. -- Anonymous Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Government There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's life "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting. -- John Brown - last words Government
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