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"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Arts and Entertainment I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Arts and Entertainment
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment "You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question." (Albert Camus, The Fall) The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Arts and Entertainment
Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Arts and Entertainment Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung Arts and Entertainment
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz "I've never let my school interfere with my education." (Mark Twain) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Arts and Entertainment Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Arts and Entertainment
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) cannot imagine any condition which would cause this ship to founder. Modern shipbuilding has
gone beyond that.
-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Arts and Entertainment If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Arts and Entertainment
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Arts and Entertainment Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Arts and Entertainment
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Honor the ocean of love.
-- George de Benneville The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Arts and Entertainment If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Arts and Entertainment
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Arts and Entertainment I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Arts and Entertainment
I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
-- John Harrigan I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Arts and Entertainment
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
-- George E. Woodberry The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard Arts and Entertainment Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn Arts and Entertainment
