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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Barrowford "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Barrowford
"What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." "Better to be deprived of food for three days than tea for one." (Chinese Proverb) Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Barrowford "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Barrowford
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) Barrowford Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims
of intact ones.
-- Peter DeVries Barrowford
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration.
-- Thomas Edison We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Barrowford A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
-- Albert Einstein Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Barrowford
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain Barrowford The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy Barrowford
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
-- Sidney Goff The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Barrowford "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Barrowford
"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Walk beside me and just be my friend." (Albert Camus) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Barrowford The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Barrowford
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray Bandy "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Barrowford Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin Barrowford
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
- Mark Twain Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) Barrowford "We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Barrowford
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Barrowford "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei Barrowford
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Barrowford "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Barrowford
