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-- John Allston Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
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-- Woody Allen The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Baxenden
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle The first duty of love is to listen.
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-- Andre Gide In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Baxenden
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Baxenden Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the
time by watching the second hand of a clock.
-- Ben Hecht What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. Baxenden
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
-- Gilda Radner Baxenden "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Baxenden
I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Baxenden History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Baxenden A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not,
the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you 'come to terms
with People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Baxenden
Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What
do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came
back with ano A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Baxenden "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Baxenden
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. We must believe in free will, we have no choice.
-- Isaac B. Singer Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce blah "Ideas are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and, following them, you reach yo A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Baxenden They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Baxenden
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Baxenden The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
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-- Henry B. Adams "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Baxenden
