Bispham Community Centre - Includes location information and details of groups using the centre.
DJ Window Systems - Family firm specialising in double glazing installation and repair. Details of their window and door systems.
Hazeldene Guest House - Non-smoking family accommodation. Rooms, photos and tariffs.
Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil
underneath.
-- Jacob Braude Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." Bispham "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Bispham
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
Bispham An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Bispham
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Bispham One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Bispham
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Bispham The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen Bispham
What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Bispham Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Bispham
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Bispham Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Bispham
Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the blah bl "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Bispham To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.
-- Peter De Vries Bispham
Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness." (Jean Genet) Bispham Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an
automobile.
-- Billy Sunday Bispham
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bispham Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Bispham
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Bispham Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. It is
thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and with a manly heart.
-- Henry Wadsworth Lo In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Bispham
"Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Bispham Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher Bispham
