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Burnley Borough Council - Burnley is in the Lancashire Hill Country and is within an hours drive of several other areas of natural beauty including The Lake District, Yorkshire Dales and the Forest of Bowland.
Burnley according to the Knowhere Guide - Informal information about Burnley, supplied by locals. With links to noticeboard facility.
On Track in the Garden - Waterville and Caherdaniel Railway - live steam 45mm narrow gauge garden model railway.
Burnleynet - Links to businesses and other websites in the area.
Burnley & Pendle Discussion Forum - Discussion forum for Burnley and Pendle with games, calendar, image gallery and more
Burnley Zone - Local community portal. Offers discussion forums, reviews and local news.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. -- George Bernard Shaw "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being. -- Benjamin Disraeli "The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) Burnley "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to- resurrection" coverage. He later a Burnley The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. -- Josh Billings Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinem "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise. -- Samuel Johnson Burnley The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. -- Nicholas Murray Butler A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Burnley "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. -- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Burnley Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) "The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Burnley A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. -- Michel de Montaigne Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. -- George Carlin For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there. -- INDIRA His ignorance is encyclopedic - Abba Eban Burnley "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. -- Channing Pollack Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions. -- John Randolph Burnley Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what may "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha Burnley To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they oppose it. -- Sigmund Freud Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. -- Albert Einstein Burnley We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally desparate to get out. -- Di Peatlins Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences. -- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. -- G. K. Chesterton I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard Burnley You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality. -- Hermann Weyl For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Burnley I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. - Steven Wright However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as Brutus loved Caesar. -- Bill Moyers Genius is 99 percent perspiration and 1 percent inspiration. -- Thomas Edison Burnley Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. -- Thomas Arnold Bennet Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau Burnley I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 Politics have no relation to morals. -- Niccolo Machiavelli "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James Burnley If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux Burnley Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. -- Pablo Picasso What luck for the rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report. -- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Burnley "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Value your words. Each one may be the last. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Count your age with friends but not with years. -- Anonymous Burnley "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) I would have made a good Pope. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. -- English Proverb Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. -- Madame de Rieux Burnley Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Burnley LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper sticker "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion Burnley "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically! -- Steven Wright Burnley
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