Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Chatburn The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Chatburn
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Chatburn When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
-- Clarence Darrow We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara Chatburn
The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln Chatburn "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Chatburn
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Chatburn If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Chatburn
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show Chatburn I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Chatburn
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Chatburn If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black Chatburn
I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Chatburn Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Chatburn
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible
by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
- Umberto Eco "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) Chatburn In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Chatburn
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
-- Seen on a t-shirt Chatburn Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
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Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Chatburn The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) Chatburn
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long To die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
-- Anatole France Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Chatburn Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) Chatburn
